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Old 09-24-2009, 10:06 PM
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No thank you!! I'm not only mono but I am also very anti-virgin...zero interest in sapplings..I like older growth trees..err "tree".
theres no age limit on virginity

your secretly poly i know it
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:12 PM
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your secretly poly i know it
I'm so mono I think my ultimate relationship would be with myself!! Not those flings I have in the shower every morning either
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Old 09-25-2009, 03:44 AM
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I'm so mono I think my ultimate relationship would be with myself!! Not those flings I have in the shower every morning either
I knew it! Your poly! Your with Red AND yourself!
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:29 AM
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I knew it! Your poly! Your with Red AND yourself!
It doesn't count if I'm alone with myself as long as I moan her name...we have rules you know
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:18 PM
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It doesn't count if I'm alone with myself as long as I moan her name...we have rules you know
Oh no it still counts.
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Old 10-18-2009, 01:32 AM
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Im so mono I wont eat the double stuff oreos
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Old 10-18-2009, 06:23 AM
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Im so mono I wont eat the double stuff oreos
DAMN I knew I was poly all along!!!!!! I won't eat oreos that aren't double stuff!!!!

C says he's so mono he feels guilty looking at himself in the mirror.....
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:50 AM
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I'm soo mono that.....

When eating those addictive little bastards I follow these steps:

1) Pull the the Oreo apart into three peices (because frankly seeing the white part sandwiched between two hard wafers makes me think of an orgy )

2) After licking all the icing off one wafer, I toss it to the side because I'm seriously not into eating two of anything.

3) I then decide on which piece to eat first, icing or waffer, and commit to only eating that part until it is all gone. Once that little treat is finished I feel quite ok with moving on the next
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Old 10-19-2009, 07:15 PM
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OMG I am laughing so hard Mono. That is hysterical!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-19-2009, 08:03 PM
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I'm so mono...

I just spent 30 minutes researching Polynesian cuisine to see if it really means I have to share with everyone.

I wasted my entire lunch hour debating the ethics of eating marble cheese ....I eventually picked out all the orange parts but was so disturbed I ended up having a single slice of good old fashion plain white bread. I was going to eat healthier and have some multi grain but really, who am I kidding....it's "multi".
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