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Old 05-05-2013, 06:02 PM
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Viva la anal fisting
Fisted it for you. I mean FIXED it for you.
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Old 05-05-2013, 08:20 PM
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I know dont be such a strange.



I didnt want to bring this up on your birthday but since you did ....your home made penis enlargement creme "technically " worked all those times you demonstrated "the correct application" but not so much once I got home. I'd say "temporary " at best. I also think it was sorta deceptive or unfair to "warm up " cream /potion in your mouth and apply it that way. I'm not sure if that was your standard sales pitch or you were giving me "the special" treatment (either way I thank you ) HOWEVER , I worry some little dick (dicked) lawyer will see that as coercive and cause you problems or become a partner And not in the poly sense

And trust me this is not about the money...I'd pay double for the demonstrations and the stories

HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
I wish this site was as hilarious as this every day.
But no, everyone seems to have their serious faces on, lately. *prods at you all*
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Old 05-07-2013, 02:39 PM
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I know dont be such a stranger.



I didnt want to bring this up on your birthday but since you did ....your home made penis enlargement creme "technically " worked all those times you demonstrated "the correct application" but not so much once I got home. I'd say "temporary " at best. I also think it was sorta deceptive or unfair to "warm up " cream /potion in your mouth and apply it that way. I'm not sure if that was your standard sales pitch or you were giving me "the special" treatment (either way I thank you ) HOWEVER , I worry some little dick (dicked) lawyer will see that as coercive and cause you problems or become a partner And not in the poly sense

And trust me this is not about the money...I'd pay double for the demonstrations and the stories

HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Sooo,..that's a 'No' then ? You`ll be sticking with the tweazers.

Thanks for the birthday wishes all .....I had the best birthday in years !
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Old 05-17-2013, 01:07 PM
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I know dont be such a stranger.



I didnt want to bring this up on your birthday but since you did ....your home made penis enlargement creme "technically " worked all those times you demonstrated "the correct application" but not so much once I got home. I'd say "temporary " at best. I also think it was sorta deceptive or unfair to "warm up " cream /potion in your mouth and apply it that way. I'm not sure if that was your standard sales pitch or you were giving me "the special" treatment (either way I thank you ) HOWEVER , I worry some little dick (dicked) lawyer will see that as coercive and cause you problems or become a partner And not in the poly sense

And trust me this is not about the money...I'd pay double for the demonstrations and the stories

HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Do you have vigina growing pills, creme, or injection, that work?

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Old 05-18-2013, 06:11 PM
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Or even just a forever young vagina cream? I want my 19 heal old kitty back!
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