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Old 05-24-2011, 10:24 PM
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Smile The shock look...

After standing in front of the condoms in the drug store for 20 mins, reading boxes the pharmacists comes up to me and says.

Pharmacists: Hello is there anything I can help you with?
Me: No thanks they are not for me.
Pharmacists: OOh who are they for?
Me: My girlfriend and her Boy friend.
At this point he turns bright red and runs away...

Wasn't sure what to say.. just laughed...
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:38 AM
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Commenting that I finally have a "wingman" and it's my wife.
I'm longing for the day, myself. Mine's an awesome wingman, but a bit too green on the poly thing so far.


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My daughter saw my husband on match.com last night, and asked me, "Are we getting a sister wife???"

I replied, "Don't get your hopes up."
Sister wife. Best word this year.

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Old 05-25-2011, 05:05 PM
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I was at a winery and they had some interesting pictures on the wall. One was an abstract that appeared to be two men kissing a naked woman on both her cheeks (face). One of the young woman that worked there walked by and made a comment along the lines of... yes, we have some strange pictures here. What do you make of that one? I (without thinking) blurted out... Lucky woman! She gave me the dirtiest of looks and said... depends on what kind of girl you are and walked off in a huff

I guess I am just that 'kind' of girl
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Old 05-25-2011, 05:59 PM
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I guess I am just that 'kind' of girl
Me too!
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Old 05-26-2011, 12:44 AM
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I was at a winery and they had some interesting pictures on the wall. One was an abstract that appeared to be two men kissing a naked woman on both her cheeks (face). One of the young woman that worked there walked by and made a comment along the lines of... yes, we have some strange pictures here. What do you make of that one? I (without thinking) blurted out... Lucky woman! She gave me the dirtiest of looks and said... depends on what kind of girl you are and walked off in a huff
Aww, poor thing, probably needs a good shtupping!
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Old 05-26-2011, 01:19 AM
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Aww, poor thing, probably needs a good shtupping!
That was my thought exactly as I was headed for home where my wonderful sexy loving husband and my wonderful sexy loving boyfriend were waiting for me That thought makes me happy and sad... the wonderful husband is still here, boyfriend is not anymore. Thats okay tho, wonderful memories there too
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:03 PM
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Old 05-31-2011, 04:41 PM
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"invite her over to hang out and we'll see how it goes" giving C advice on how to get to know a crush
"i'm glad you're ok with me liking H and think we're cute together"
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Old 05-31-2011, 04:43 PM
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it would be nice to have another women around here sometimes

C and i have come a really long way the last couple of months. three months ago these are things neither one of us would have ever said.
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Old 05-31-2011, 05:03 PM
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Hubby is getting ready to walk out the door to meet someone and realizes he has no money in his wallet. I give him the money out of mine with a kiss and well wishes We call those our 'Hallmark moments'
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