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Old 05-06-2011, 05:19 PM
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My daughter saw my husband on match.com last night, and asked me, "Are we getting a sister wife???"

I replied, "Don't get your hopes up."
Formerly married to Sundance
Boyfriend -- Butch Cassidy
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Old 05-07-2011, 12:33 AM
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Texting my boyfriend, as he's on his way up to a date: "Drive safe, and take pictures!"


And while talking with my female partner (background, 99.95% of my sexual experience is with guys.):
L: I think we should talk about what kind of birth control we're going to use. I don't want any more kids.
Me: I don't want any kids, what does that have to do with sex?
L: -_-
Me: OH RIGHT! That IS how babies are made! I didn't even think of that because guys can't get pregnant up the butt!

And then she knocked me off the couch.
“Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.” -Kerouac
I'm R (male), I live with D (male) and L (female) and L's two kids.
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Old 05-07-2011, 01:31 AM
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Trying to talk my boyfriend and my paramour into telling each other that they love each other. They've both told me how they feel for each other, but they're both afraid that the other doesn't feel the same. So cute! <3

Also, "Can you help me? I'm trying to seduce my boyfriend's girlfriend."
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Old 05-09-2011, 09:45 AM
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There have been a few times I've thought this.

A conversation me and my husband had when he had put a hot picture of Olivia Wilde as a desktop background

Me (joking): "OMG, you have been looking at a half-naked woman! Divorce!"
Hubby: "you're the one to talk"
Me: Good point.

Later, I was telling about this scenario to my girlfriend, we laughed about it and I sent her the photo we were talking about (since I found it hot and thought she might as well). At this point, I started thinking about in how many ways this was all weird from a "traditional" mono perspective

1) I was joking with my husband about the picture (instead of getting hurt/jealous about me not being enough )
2) I was telling my gf about a joke I had with my husband
3) I was deliberately sending my gf a picture of a woman I thougth she would find hot

Loving this!
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:51 PM
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I love this board!
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:21 PM
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:23 PM
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I was telling my husband that my "San Antonio lover" is so much like him and I think they'd really like each other. "In fact," I told him, "y'all would probably get deep into some nerdy analysis of an Economist article on global politics and I'd have to remind you both that I was still in the room."
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:33 PM
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(Close friend) So where your wife?

(Me) Out on a date checking out a new Boyfriend.

(Close friend) Oh well wish her luck the last one did not work out so well.

(Me) Yes I know but we cannot win them all.

After wards I thought what a wierd conversation.
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:18 AM
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how about, "I'm trying to get my hubby's hands out of my pants while I talk to you " now that was weird to hear !
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:58 AM
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Default Things I never thought I'd write...

I am corresponding with a love interest I haven't met yet. We've exchanged really great emails so far, and I'm absolutely giddy about it. Here is something I'd never thought I see myself write to a guy:

"I am so happy that our flirty messages inspired you to write a love letter to your wife."

The world opens up... when you do.

"Oh, oh, can't you see? Love is the drug for me." ~Bryan Ferry
"Love and the self are one . . ." ~Leo Buscaglia

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