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Old 12-28-2012, 08:57 AM
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As the title says, hello hello. My name is Joe. I am (obviously) new. I will either A) start posting here all the time and being a productive, thoughtful member of the forum, or I will B) totally forget it by tomorrow. I figure an introduction might be a good way to push myself towards the former.

I play music all over the country, I drink a ton of coffee and fancy beer, sometimes I taxidermy small animals in amusing poses and do sideshow tricks for strangers. I've got an awesome primary partner with great hair and lots of chutzpah. I judge people almost solely on their opinion of the movie Jaws. I love hard science and grumpy skepticism, also postmodern art/lit. Pretentious often.

Nice to meet you all!
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Old 12-28-2012, 04:17 PM
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Yahhbutt,..

Can you get the taxidermied animals to play music with you ?
Or at least look to be part of the band ?


Welcome.
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Old 12-28-2012, 04:21 PM
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Default Best intro, ever

I think you and I would be great friends in real life.

Either that, or my snobbery and your pretension would conflict and we'd hate one another to the point of concerns about homicide.

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Old 12-28-2012, 04:25 PM
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taxidermy like this ?

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/11/cl...rrel-ridin.php

Now Hyena and UpsideDown, have the decency to oil up first, and send the forum a complete video, regardless of outcome.
Thanks bunches.
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Old 12-28-2012, 04:31 PM
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Now Hyena and UpsideDown, have the decency to oil up first, and send the forum a complete video, regardless of outcome.
Thanks bunches.
The image I got was of that creepy baby skull in his avatar duking it out with the eyeball in mine. Lovely!
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Old 12-28-2012, 04:36 PM
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SG that's great ......

I was thinking amusing poses was code for flipping people off or jerking off.


What about all the sequels ...I think I hate all of them

Have you tried coffee infused beer ? Wait ...never mind that's kind of a mono solution


Welcome ...and good luck
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Old 12-28-2012, 05:48 PM
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The image I got was of that creepy baby skull in his avatar duking it out with the eyeball in mine. Lovely!
If he 'totally forgets the forum by tomorrow' Start pm-ing his azz.

Nobody gets to waltz in here talking about fancy beer and taxidermy, without a little more time spent in da poly 'pen.
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Old 12-28-2012, 08:07 PM
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@Hyena, are you a hipster? For some reason small animal in amusing poses taxidermy is BIG among my hipster friends. No, I have no idea why.

Also this thread wins for most amusing thread of the past few months.
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Old 12-28-2012, 09:32 PM
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Wait, wait. Why is it that whenever I talk to anybody about taxidermy, there's always one person who asks if I'm a hipster?

Taxidermy is hip?!? ....although I do have a hedgehog to stuff, and it might look good with an ironic mustache and a fixed gear bike...

Thanks for the warm welcome, e'rbody!
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Old 12-28-2012, 09:35 PM
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Hello Joe,
Welcome to our forum.

Heh, I like your intro. So you are Joe, and you drink lots of joe?

As for Jaws, I am quite fond of that movie. Sure the effects are of yesteryear, but it's a great yarn. Does that mean I'm your friend or foe?

Stick around, and enjoy Polyamory.com ...

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