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Old 05-18-2016, 11:59 AM
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When your sudoku book is in your husband's bedroom in the basement, but you're in your other husband's room, two flights up from there.

That's my morning! Anyone else have some silly poly problems to share?
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:47 PM
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When you have two partners and neither is available to go to a game day with you at a friend's an hour away.

(Luckily, Boy rescheduled something and is now going, but baby-wrangling alone when she hates the car was NOT sounding fun and I thought I was going to skip it. lol)
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Old 05-18-2016, 02:19 PM
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When you wake up in one bedroom and realize ALL your clean underwear is in the other apartment of the house.
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Old 05-18-2016, 03:44 PM
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When you have a job interview the morning that you're with your boyfriend, but all your "professional" clothes are at the home you share with your husband.
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Old 05-18-2016, 05:13 PM
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Not mine, but Chops':
  • Buying two pairs of running shoes (one for each house), and leaving one in your gym bag so you end up without them anyway
  • Having all your work shirts migrate to one house while your work pants end up at the other (how does that HAPPEN?!).
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Old 05-18-2016, 11:28 PM
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When you're in the mood for Quiznos but both of your companions are in the mood for pizza. (My life is so hard)
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Old 05-19-2016, 04:10 AM
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Haha Kevin! My guys outnumber me so they'll vote for Hibachi Buffet every time, the jerkfaces.
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Old 05-19-2016, 01:11 PM
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When the guys are arguing over who needs the convenience of the master bed with attached bath and you just want to go to sleep. (Boy said Hubby needs it since he had the baby and might be up more often, Hubby said Boy needs it since he gets up earlier and needs to get ready for work)
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Old 05-19-2016, 05:45 PM
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When one boyfriend, one girlfriend, and one FB all want you to eat more veggies and veggies are gross.

When it's not your turn on the Sybian.
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Oh yeah, also...

When the hot tub isn't working at the Sensualists' house.

When the apartment clubhouse is closed for maintenance and Zen and I can't shoot pool.

When my hair gets hung up in the Wartenburg Wheel.
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