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03-04-2012, 03:29 PM
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A poly, a mono, and a ___ walk into a bar...
Are you good at making up jokes? I'm terrible at it, but thought it would be cool to see if anyone can make something funny (or corny) out of this classic set-up. Get creative! Okay, go:
A poly, a mono, and a ___ walk into a bar...
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03-04-2012, 05:49 PM
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A poly and a mono walk into a bar. The mono says 'ouch.' The poly says, 'I'll slow down.'
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03-04-2012, 07:18 PM
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03-04-2012, 07:28 PM
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(psst, Somegeezer... 'going at the pace of the person struggling the most.')(I'm certain you're not the only one; it wasn't great, it was just the first thought that popped into my head. I'm awfully fond of 'guy walks into a bar, says 'ouch')
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03-04-2012, 07:38 PM
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I enjoy the "Three men go into a bar, one of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene plays out with a tedious inevitability."
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03-04-2012, 08:30 PM
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A couple of poly guy's and a mono guy go into their neighborhood bar. Midway through the 3rd round the mono guy starts really complaining about his wife ...she this ...she that....blah blah blah ..... Bartender leans over and says hey buddy... these are the exact same complaints I heard from these two guys last night about your wife and that's why I broke up with her last week.
Last edited by dingedheart; 03-04-2012 at 08:51 PM.
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03-05-2012, 04:57 AM
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Good one, dinged!
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09-25-2012, 10:09 AM
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 the baby is looking at me funny cause i'm laughing so hard at this <3
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