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Old 08-02-2013, 05:32 PM
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this one amused me

http://imgur.com/klqnfsZ
I am afraid to click on that, since you're new and it could be malware. What is it? Not one of your own okc msgs...
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Old 08-02-2013, 11:14 PM
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[QUOTE=Jericka;84801]My most recently received email message on OkCupid was:

"Hello"

Inspiring, is it not? It tells me ever so much about the person!

/snark

Honestly, I don't know how to reply to these.

A simple response will suffice:

"Goodbye."
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Old 08-05-2013, 12:16 AM
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I am afraid to click on that, since you're new and it could be malware. What is it? Not one of your own okc msgs...
It's a screen shot of her OKC message on an image sharing web site - the conversation is with an older guy with a foot fetish.
The identifying info has been blacked-out.

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Old 08-11-2013, 02:49 PM
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My 2 latest winners:

From a 23 year old from Maryland, 45% match:


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Since you can cook that sealed the deal for me. So summer or fall wedding?
And then a few mins later, this gem from a local 24 yr old:

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Good morning, I have to say My biggest fantasy was having a older women pleasing me sexually in every way... Always wanted to make that into a reality.

Having my young body rubbing up against hers moaning softly making her feel sooo good don't take offense please but I really wish I could have you feel every inch of me throbbing inside.

P.S. Not the best writer

Blessing.
Well, blessings to you too, young man! Oy.
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There's no lying in polyamory!

I'm a 58 year old woman with 2 partners:
miss pixi, my live-in gf, 36 (together since Jan '09)
Ginger, bf, 61, married, lives nearby (together since Jan '12)
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Old 08-12-2013, 07:01 AM
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I am afraid to click on that, since you're new and it could be malware. What is it? Not one of your own okc msgs...
I'm not. Oh, the joys of running Linux!
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Old 08-12-2013, 08:02 AM
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"Hi. It says here you reply selectively".

(that was the whole message)

I wonder why it says that
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Old 08-12-2013, 11:53 PM
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Default who names their profile walkingcorpse?

"You're much cuter than the swans at the pond I visit. Ya baby."

I normally delete the stupid ones, but this one makes me laugh so hard!
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Old 08-13-2013, 03:08 PM
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Default Oh, yeah, please skip punctuation...and misspellings really endear me

hello,am henry am wondering what a beautiful woman like you is doing o here i really ope you are not taken well will sure want a chance from you will really appreciate it if you reply thanks
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Old 08-19-2013, 08:23 PM
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Hello Pretty One...,
This is my first time here. I was just searching along members profile and i came in contact with your lovely profile. My name is P____. I’m search of a woman who understands love as trust and faith, rather seeing it as a way of fun always but a matured woman with good sense of honor, so after reading your profile i derive special interest in you My must confess that you match all the yardsticks I had been looking for in a young pretty lady. I admire you dearly. To really say the fact, I felt great and emotional with your profile. Because if I must say, I am pretty sure you were born on a rainy day, its not really rainy, the fact is that the angels in heaven were crying when you were leaving . Because they knew they will be missing someone very precious .however, I will make an announcement to the angels in heaven not to worry that I am the lucky one to have found you....tell me more about yourself
With love.
P___
He's 40% match, 600 miles away.
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Love withers under constraint; its very essence is liberty. It is compatible neither with envy, jealousy or fear. It is there most pure, perfect and unlimited when its votaries live in confidence, equality and unreserve. -- Shelley

There's no lying in polyamory!

I'm a 58 year old woman with 2 partners:
miss pixi, my live-in gf, 36 (together since Jan '09)
Ginger, bf, 61, married, lives nearby (together since Jan '12)

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Old 08-19-2013, 08:25 PM
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He's 40% match, 600 miles away.
Dear God, he reminds me of Pepe Le Pew.
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