Oh my goodness! I am cracking up reading through these posts!! We've only been poly for a week, but since I gave hubby permission to see this girl from work, we've had some interesting ones already.
While responding to a Craigslist post by us looking for a couple to have a meet up with, "Well, when we meet up will depend on how we can work the schedule of hubby and I'd date night with he and his girlfriend's date night next week."
Hubby and the girl went out on a date last night, I walked him out to the car, gave him a kiss, and said, "Have fun!" Yes, I did help him get ready for the date and make sure that he looked spectacular.
Hubby: "Do you want to see the pictures that I have of her?"
Me: "Ummmm, I don't think that's a good idea without her permission. I don't want to invade her privacy."
Hubby: "Yeah, you got a good point there."
Today while talking to hubby about this guy that wants to meet up with us to either watch hubby and I or have hubby watch he and I or just make it a MFM threesome (two straight guys, they would just be touching me).
Hubby: "You think he's hot don't you? You want to totally do him."
Me: "He's definitely good looking and well built."
Hubby: "If you have sex with another guy, do you think you would find me to be boring after all?"
Me: "Nah I'm not worried about that one bit. I'd just let him teach me some new things that we haven't tried yet that I might end up liking."
Hubby: "Ooooh, that would be great!"