River
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Dear Friends at Polyamory dot com. This is Kai, son of William, whom I am told is one of the subjects of your fictional story at Polyamory dot com. It is important for you to understand that my father has been in psychiatric care at least since the deployment of iPhone 9x, which claimed to be able to (a) make espresso drinks ("there's an app for that") and to (b) "interface with the frequency module of the nearest local gravitational-interspace TIMELINK worm hole" -- provided, of course, that the user paid Apple Inc. the additional 9,000 # Universal Planetary Monitary Intensive Numerical (units) Exchage (units) ... a.k.a, UPMINE.
My father, being of sound mind and good spirits naturally payed UPMINE for the full capacity of his iPhone9x, but failed to align the molecular structure of his fingerprint scanner to the BiRyhthmicScannerXL, which resulted in a timespace wormhole incapacitor sequence in his Athropo-Bio-Interface System (ABIS). Having thus fallen into the ABIS of his own creation, my father sometimes (a) fell asleep early in his faux-leather apartment chair NSA, CIA, FBI ... computer glitch... oh my! We're not supposed to discuss these matters in public. Please excuse me. I think I need to go check the refrigerator. What is your Immediate Intergalactic Interface Location (IIIL)? Please enter your IIIL number within ten seconds or your Interface will be dis....
My father, being of sound mind and good spirits naturally payed UPMINE for the full capacity of his iPhone9x, but failed to align the molecular structure of his fingerprint scanner to the BiRyhthmicScannerXL, which resulted in a timespace wormhole incapacitor sequence in his Athropo-Bio-Interface System (ABIS). Having thus fallen into the ABIS of his own creation, my father sometimes (a) fell asleep early in his faux-leather apartment chair NSA, CIA, FBI ... computer glitch... oh my! We're not supposed to discuss these matters in public. Please excuse me. I think I need to go check the refrigerator. What is your Immediate Intergalactic Interface Location (IIIL)? Please enter your IIIL number within ten seconds or your Interface will be dis....
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