Second profile much better than the first!
First profile, my reaction is:
"This guy is overweight, drinks often, and does drugs. He lives with his parents, and loves videogames, and what he says about his eating habits means he's a lot more likely to gain even more weight than trying to change that in any way. Also, since he repeatedly mentions wanting lovers and sex, he's basically a lonely and desperate basement dweller trying to wet his willy. No thank you. And omg, he sees kids in his future?? He had better fix his life before he goes impregnating anybody, damn!"
You came off like a large object just waiting to move into my apartment, clean out my fridge, and hold down my couch playing videogames until I got home from work, at which point I'd have the privilege of sexually servicing your obnoxiously high and drunk ass, assuming you hadn't found anyone else to do so while I was out. Seriously, that's how profile #1 read. No way would I respond to that.
Before you get in any way defensive, in a "you don't know me" sort of feels here, THAT IS WHAT YOU PUT OUT THERE. That is the picture that YOU painted in your first profile. It's not a pleasant one. If it's true, then I would advise you to improve yourself if you want a good life and a good relationship (or multiple good relationships.) Get sober, get a job, get your own place, and tend to your health. Because seriously, one doesn't deserve love just because one is alive (for now) and wants it.
Though liking cats does get any man points with me.
My reaction to profile #2:
"PINKY AND THE BRAIN! NARF!! Cooolll...."
Based on the info provided in profile #2, I would respond and talk to you. But if I later found out the rest of the things that red-flagged before, you would not get anywhere near me.
I don't need a rich man any more than most women, but I'm not looking to take on an overgrown child either. I take care of myself and I would expect my partner(s) to do so as well. Most women feel this way, more or less. I'm being very blunt, I am not bullshitting you here. You have the power to fix these things. It's your job, as an adult human being, to do so.
EDIT: A really important point to make sure I express to you, is that all of ^this^....it's not judgments against your person, it's judgments against your BEHAVIOR. Which is completely in your power to alter, though it might take time and patience. You, the human being, can be deserving of anything under the sun...if you're willing to put the effort into earning it. The world doesn't reward anyone for sitting around declaring themselves to be nice, or whatever...the world rewards those who DO things. Productive things of value to society. Not just eating and entertaining yourself (and your cats.)
Best wishes and best of luck, seriously, I am confident that you have it in you to be more than the guy in profile #1.