Wow, tenK, that's gotta be one of the most superbly abysmal ones yet.
If he wants to eat your cat he is probably from the planet Melmac.
Glad to see the girls can fail as epically as the guys.
*Whispers* Sometimes the girls *are* guys...trying to "catfish" an unsuspecting man.
hi how are u
can you help me?
Hello . How are you doing ,my name is (redacted) I am new to this online thing so please bear with me. I just wanted to drop you a line to let you know that I am interested in you,I just want a real relationship with a woman. that cares for me. . I'm looking for a serious and honest loving relationship really good friend and companion and woman I can spend my life with and share a woman that is that is compassionate loving caring a woman that likes to get out and have fun and go do things outdoors and in the social life I'm more of an outdoors kind of country Native American man just trying to find love I like to go camping hiking fishing canoeing swimming in the lake I like to go bowling watch movies play pool I enjoyed the starry nights looking at the stars by a campfire or in a backyard that's nice I'm a funny goofy kind of person at times but I enjoy life I am not hitting on you but dam. you are so, handsome, ! your like a woman's dream of perfection from heaven! as beautiful as heavens Angel's!
tell me more about yourself
if you are interested to connect in me you can drop me your email address or email me on my personal email (redacted; he also included his phone number)
Hello. How are you doing? My name is (redacted). I am new to this online thing, so please bear with me.
I just wanted to drop you a line to let you know that I am interested in you. I just want a real relationship with a woman that cares for me. I'm looking for a serious and honest loving relationship, a really good friend and companion, a woman I can spend my life with.
A woman that is that is compassionate, loving, caring. A woman that likes to get out and have fun, and go do things outdoors, and enjoy the social life.
I'm more of an outdoorsy, kind of country, Native American man. I like to go camping, hiking, fishing, canoeing, and swimming in the lake. I like to go bowling, watch movies, and play pool.
I enjoy starry nights... looking at the stars by a campfire or in a backyard, that's nice. I'm a funny goofy kind of person at times, and I enjoy life.
I am just trying to find love. I am not hitting on you, but damn! You are so handsome! You're like a man's dream, a woman of perfection from heaven, as beautiful as heaven's angels!
Please, tell me more about yourself.
If you are interested in connecting with me, you can send me your email address, or email me on my personal email (redacted; he also included his phone number)