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Old 05-17-2017, 01:41 AM
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Default I want to grow fruits and vegetables and babies!

Hello,

I want multiple women and I want to live with them all in one house.

I want to grow fruits and vegetables and eat the healthiest diet.

I want to be as sexually active as possible and impregnate the women as many times as possible.

I want every woman to have an ecstatic childbirth each time she gives birth (and this happens due to eating the right diet...animal protein causes babies to grow larger than they should during gestation, thereby causing a difficult labor...also salt intake retains water, so the baby is larger and heavier than it should be).

And that's it pretty much. I want to live around other families who are similar to mine.

I want to make videos of our family and teach people how to be as healthy, sexual, reproductive, and happy like us!

I just want to be in a place where I get to be myself and be highly joyful and sexual, and have everyone appreciate it and accept it.
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Old 05-17-2017, 04:47 AM
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You need to find a breeding fetish site, this place is for the discussion of polyamory.
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Old 05-17-2017, 06:19 AM
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Don't feed the troll, Emm!
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Old 05-17-2017, 09:18 PM
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Greetings FreshestFruitsandVeg,
Welcome to our forum. Please feel free to lurk, browse, etc.

I read your other webpage, and found it interesting. I am not motivated enough to live in the kind of setup you envision, but I hope you'll find many people who are motivated enough.

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Old 05-18-2017, 04:14 PM
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LAMBORGHINI LION MAN??

I have MISSED you!!

(Make sure the 50 women don't drink champagne while pregnant. That is legit bad, k?)
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Old 05-19-2017, 02:08 AM
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LAMBORGHINI LION MAN??
Just what I was thinking! We all get pink Lamborghini's right? and just turn over our money/wealth to you so we can get rich? (since you are "unmotivated" to, you know, GET A JOB." Since Preferably, I would like the women to not know how to use computers, if that is what must happen in order to attract women who would be happy living in polyamory, and not constantly thinking if there is a better opportunity out there (a richer man who she would marry).
how exactly are you planning to find these breeder women if you aren't offering pink Lamborghinis?
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:41 AM
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Wow. That's a bucket of... I don't even know what. A true WTF moment.
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Old 05-19-2017, 01:47 PM
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It would be so cool if it was the same dude who once in a while just came up with these wild delusions and came back to share them with the group.

And if he were totally serious.

That makes it even funnier somehow.

FWIW, his website is blocked at my place of employment. I don't know if that means that there are bad things embedded in it, or what, but I'd kinda advise anyone who has paid it a visit, to maybe scan your machine....just in case. My work's "blockers" are not extremely strict as far as I know, though I don't make a habit of testing them.
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"A woman who is interested in NHL hockey ... why?"
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I want every woman to have an ecstatic childbirth each time she gives birth (and this happens due to eating the right diet....

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