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Old 02-29-2016, 09:35 PM
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I like weird quotes. I kind of collect them in my head. Many from kids, as opposed to those serious adult motivational or inspirational quotes we always hear... Anyhow I'd like to hear some of your favorites, even if they are just silly things that someone said and you remembered.

"Everything in the universe, is either a potato, or NOT a potato."
- A friend's son

"ALWAYS get a mint."
- A child at the post office today (after telling her Dad that he had stinky breath.)

"I have symptoms, and no one will cure me."
- My son, when he was about 8 years old
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From a very drunk friend of ours -
"Everybody deserves a blowjob, but nobody deserves two!"

From my father-in-law, also usually very drunk, when kids start in with the "I want" tantrums -
"Want in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first!"
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Old 03-03-2016, 11:08 PM
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"I want dis I want dat! I want I want I want!"
-- my cousin (when we were teens)
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Old 03-04-2016, 12:13 AM
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I was reminded of a three-part quote which was built up by my high school best friend, me, and our goofy English teacher:

My friend: "They say you can pick your friends..."
Me: "...you can pick your nose..."
English teacher: "...but you can't pick your friend's nose!"
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Old 03-04-2016, 01:30 AM
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When we were kids ...

My brother: "Don't eat it."
Me: "I wasn't picking it!"
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Old 03-15-2016, 03:25 PM
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"To be well in a profoundly sick society, one must contribute to the healing of that society." -- Charles Eisenstein
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"The decent moderation of today will be the least human of things tomorrow. At the time of the Spanish Inquisition, the opinion of good sense and of the good medium was certainly that people ought not to burn too large a number of heretics; extreme and unreasonable opinion obviously demanded that they burn none at all."
-- Maurice Maeterlinck
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Old 05-27-2016, 02:41 AM
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Oh, I've got a million of 'em.
At least.
No seriously, I'm a total quote whore.

"Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things."
-Douglas Adams

"The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks."
-Sir Terry Pratchett

"Every time you hear the words 'parsley,' 'intractable,' or 'longitude,' you will vomit uncontrollably for forty-eight hours."
-Joss Whedon, Astonishing X-Men #1

"Holy crap! You're an Arab living in America and you're a terrorist?
That's so disappointingly stereotypical and racist!"
-Deadpool
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Old 05-27-2016, 03:47 AM
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I keep my poly.com quotes exclusively on my visitor page here...I believe I have 3 pages of them...
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When my niece was three or so, she was over at my place for a visit. We were heading to the zoo, and she was so excited she made a poor decision and jumped off the back of my couch and broke her ankle. My mom was there at the time, thankfully, but my sister (my nieces' mom) was not. Her foot immediate became quite swollen, and it hurt so bad she would not let us pull off her shoe to apply ice on the way to the ER. My mom left the room and came back a with a pair of scissors, and announced, "We'll have to cut it off!"

My niece went wide-eyed and pale and clutched her foot to her chest and wailed "I no want you cut it off!" She thought we meant we were going to cut off her foot! Obviously that was not our intent, but she was so concerned she should not let us anywhere near her precious appendage until we got the hospital.

So now, in my family, "I no want you cut it off!" has become a saying for when you have to make a difficult choice or sacrifice, for example, when you have to choose between ordering pizza and wings and just cannot make up your mind!
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