ASS-tounding
Yeah, I was just stunned when I read that. I know people think incredibly stupid things like this but I was amazed someone actually wrote it out.
I did think about messaging him and seriously asking why he thought that wording was a good idea. But I just don't have time to even try and educate fools.
For shits and giggles, here's the follow up. I accidentally clicked on his profile when copying the original message so he saw that and messaged me again:
'I see u peeking again mi amor. would you like to do more then peek, maybe speak what is on ur mind/heart.
I am a free bird for now, but don't have a clue as to how long that will last. so if u want to get to know me, this is our chance. don't wait until i'm already committed to someone because i don't fool around on my mate.
i hope u had a nice weekend. will you send more pic's, the one is cool, but it's getting old now, even if u still look juicy in it.
'
I really don't get why I should be jumping up and getting right on that - so he will be monogamous again? Why should that be of interest to me? And I for damn sure don't owe anybody any further pictures. So he thinks I'm diseased, probably fine with cheating, and have old pics to boot? *sigh*
I was chatting with a friend who identifies as very straight. She has no issues with same sex attraction/relationships - it just doesn't turn her crank. Anyway, even as a straight women - who also identifies as poly/open/kinky, she gets bombarded with threesome requests too. I thought it was just bi women who got that in droves but apparently not!
I'm not a hater of porn - it has its place - but the emphasis on MFF threesomes hasn't done anyone any favors. I've actually tried to set up MMF threesomes - it's been a non-starter so far.
Hmm, I think I will proposition random men for MMFs now...