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Old 02-12-2015, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by nycindie View Post
What the fuck is a "hose beast" anyway?
I don't know, but the quote comes from the movie Wayne's World. Wayne's ex is stalking him and she gets referred to as a 'psycho hose beast'.

Sorry, off topic but wanted to answer the question. Back to your regularly scheduled topic now
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Old 02-17-2015, 12:42 PM
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Hoser: (n) Canadian hockey derogatory term that is similar to the American "idiot" or "loser". It is derived from the pre-zamboni days, where the losing team would have to hose down the ice after the game.

Take Off to the Great White North, by "Bob and Doug Mackenzie," (Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas) was a novelty song from the early 80s, which mocked Canadian culture and slang terms like "beauty," "good day," "eh?" and "hoser" or "hosehead."


Of course, Mike Myers is also Canadian. So the "hose" term was exaggerated by him in Wayne's World to refer to his psycho hose beast ex gf.
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Old 02-17-2015, 07:47 PM
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Methinks I'll have nightmares about psycho hose beasts chasing me around tonight, eh.
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