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Old 05-19-2011, 09:10 PM
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I'll sit back and wait for the flames now
Oh, so you're trolling now?

Such a bad boy!
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:13 PM
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Oh, so you're trolling now?

Such a bad boy!
I definitely need a spanking!! RP!! Get out the flog
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:26 PM
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All part of the Big Bang, I suppose.
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:27 PM
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Having an incompatable penis and vagina would be extremely sad for me.

You know, that's an extremely sad thing no matter who you are.
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:37 PM
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It occurs to me that with this subject title, it will attract a lot of spam. Just sayin'.
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:16 AM
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Penis size is really nearly irrelevant. It's not how big of a tool you have, it's how good you BOTH are at using it.
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:27 AM
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Maybe the OP should just wait a day or two after his wife is done with her boyfriend to let her vagina sort of return to its pre-sex-with-monstrous-penis size. If that doesn't work, maybe she should see a plastic surgeon and consider having her virginity mechanically restored.

Otherwise, I'd say you're up the creek without a paddle... a big, wide creek, and a tiny, non-existent paddle. Wait - is that possible? Is it possible for something that doesn't exist to be tiny?
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:51 AM
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Ah, I love you, NK.
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:15 AM
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Maybe the OP should just wait a day or two after his wife is done with her boyfriend to let her vagina sort of return to its pre-sex-with-monstrous-penis size. If that doesn't work, maybe she should see a plastic surgeon and consider having her virginity mechanically restored.

Otherwise, I'd say you're up the creek without a paddle... a big, wide creek, and a tiny, non-existent paddle. Wait - is that possible? Is it possible for something that doesn't exist to be tiny?
You are never without a paddle with you have hands :d
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:46 AM
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You are never without a paddle with you have hands :d
Enjoying your "me time," Ari?
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