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Old 04-16-2010, 02:44 AM
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Mono, I just read this entire thing. You're hilarious.
Thanks man...I'm starting a new career as a one man circus act....

Mono the Magnificent and his Monotonous-Monogamous-Monologue! This show may contain one primate (not a bonobo)....one bird (not a parrot despite their mono nature)....and possibly two balls (for juggling)...errr wait now, make that one ball (I'm not compromising my values to satisfy yours)
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Thanks man...I'm starting a new career as a one man circus act....

Mono the Magnificent and his Monotonous-Monogamous-Monologue! This show may contain one primate (not a bonobo)....one bird (not as parrot despite their mono nature)....and possibly two balls (for juggling)
Shouldn't you only have one name?
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Shouldn't you only have one name?
I am Mono and I am magnificent...one is a name, the other a description
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And the mono hugger makes a second appearance
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I am Mono and I am magnificent...one is a name, the other a description
...Mononucleosis?
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...Mononucleosis?
why oh why is there not a "like" function on the forum?
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Old 04-16-2010, 03:24 AM
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...Mononucleosis?
Mononucleosis......Why the hell did we take the heat for that one?! Technically a mono should only be infecting one person...it is the kissing disease after all

I hereby declare the "kissing disease" Polynucleosis
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Although, it does typically spread from one person to the next as opposed to many people at once as it is the kissing disease...that would make it a serial monogamist.
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Although, it does typically spread from one person to the next as opposed to many people at once as it is the kissing disease...that would make it a serial monogamist.
Blast your infallable logic

Poly-outsmarted again..but then again I only think in one dimension.
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I'm soo mono that;

I can't bring myself to add anyone besides Redpepper to my five favorites cell phone plan.

I got kicked out of Macdonalds for insisting they offer a "One Pack" of Chicken Mcnuggets....I don't eat six of anything.

I swim in circles when I scubba dive because I refuse to wear two flippers.....I do however agree that having one snorkel in your mouth is completely normal
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