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Old 06-19-2013, 03:49 AM
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I'm home with Dude while MrS is away at family camp (with MY family...what can I say? my family is awesome). I like having alone time with Dude but am anxious because MrS hasn't made his nightly phone call (and I have no way of reaching him except in an emergency). I assume that he is sleeping but...Ack! (I tell myself that there are 6 other responsible adults there and SOMEONE would have called me if there was an issue ... it helps... a little.)

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Old 06-19-2013, 07:50 AM
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As I tried to say before, I am a HIGHLY SECRET HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL Secret Agent for the United States Government...

WHAT DO YOU WANT???? Hold on, i think they're at the door again. Don't those people ever take a VACATION>>>>>>>
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Old 06-19-2013, 07:52 AM
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the consumers that I do have are stressing me the fuck out.
I COMPLETELY KNOW ABOUT THE CONSUMERS. They are at my DOOR all the time.

Thank i Am not alone.
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Old 06-19-2013, 10:43 AM
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Dude, I think you left your Verizon van outside my house...
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Old 06-22-2013, 07:51 PM
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Dude, I think you left your Verizon van outside my house...

SRSLY?!?!?!

I can't believe i accidentally ran over this thread with my measuring wheel.

Anyway, the reason i am calling is: i thought you should know that i am about to make sandwiches out of pastrami, bread, cheese, avocados, mayonnaise, and other things, and i plan to eat them over the next day and a half or two.

I am a firm believer, and no one better dare oppose me, in the Truth of Pastrami as a weapon of self-destruction. But your last meal is impolite and improper the way it should be.

I love mayonnaise more than it would be dulce et decorum to admit. It told me its love for me is equally dysfunctional. If you don't believe me, ask it.
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Old 06-23-2013, 02:49 AM
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How am I doing? Hungry now. Thanks, BG.

And if you ever find yourself in Montreal, Schwartzes has one of the best pastrami sandwiches ever made. I shredded my feet in new shoes walking there and still had multiple mouth orgasms when I ate the thing.

OK, how am I doing otherwise? Chilling out with my second Madras after a good night around the fire with the kids. Fireflies, bats, bunnies, and an almost-"super"moon made for a nice night.
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Old 06-23-2013, 05:17 AM
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How am I doing? Hungry now. Thanks, BG.

And if you ever find yourself in Montreal, Schwartzes has one of the best pastrami sandwiches ever made. I shredded my feet in new shoes walking there and still had multiple mouth orgasms when I ate the thing.

OK, how am I doing otherwise? Chilling out with my second Madras after a good night around the fire with the kids. Fireflies, bats, bunnies, and an almost-"super"moon made for a nice night.

Well, yo. After drinking hard cider and working on a corresponding sequel to 99 bottles of beer on the wall called tentatively "one Trillion and nine-hundred-ninety-nine billion, nine million, nine-hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of Angry Orchard Cider" (what else would a bitter, spiteful first-generation American drink? Budweiser? I should think NOT), i have taken the sage advice of the young lady who works here and thrown the sandwiches on the grill, and i have come to the conclusion that now that gay marriage is legal like in at least three states, that i am aware of, the slippery slope effect is now in effect, and the next thing you will see, mark my words, is humans trying to marry their sandwiches. It isn't fair though, because i am already married to one of my own kind, i would not be allowed to enter into a LEGAL poly marriage with one or more of the sandwiches i created this afternoon.

Soon, everyone on this forum will be spammed with a petition to force the government to allow people to marry their sandwich(es). This quest is a personal crusade of mine, and god help you if you don't think this is the greatest thing since Dr. Praeger's California Veggie Burgers. The Tex Mex ones are ok but the California ones are the shizz.
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Old 06-23-2013, 05:24 AM
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PS, we have fireflies and stuff where i am at. Plus, we have a pond with about a trillion frogs sitting in a circle going "Gung!" at each other all night. The pond is very small, i would say approximately about oh a trillion square microns, roughly. Give or take afew trillion square angstroms, or maybe nanometers? My scientific notation craps out after about 4 or 5 orders of magnitude. But long story short, there are a lot of fucking frogs Gunging around this pond, and they sound like people makng frog-noises.
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Old 06-23-2013, 01:40 PM
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If it's a sandwich of your own creation, is there an incest-taboo involved?

Gung!
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Old 06-23-2013, 04:27 PM
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If it's a sandwich of your own creation, is there an incest-taboo involved?

Gung!


It depends on the "culture" of the sandwich and its family structure.

I did get some avocado on my nipple but someone told me about it so i didn't walk around looking like a fool with avocado stuff smeared on my boobs.
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