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Old 04-02-2013, 11:55 AM
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I don't get why some guys are so bad at writing. What percentage, anyone, would you estimate of the posts you receive are just poorly written?
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Old 04-05-2013, 01:37 AM
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Him: you are very beautiful

Me: thanks

Him: You're welcome I love older women

Me: All of them? Or just the "beautiful" ones?

Him: Beautiful ones like you

(I didnt bother responding)

A few days later--

Him: Are you into young and hung?

UGH! We are not our age, our physical beauty, our cock size.
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Old 04-05-2013, 04:22 AM
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We are not [...] our cock size.
Well, I guess that depends what you're looking for... If your dream partner is a biodildo, then...
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Old 04-05-2013, 08:17 AM
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(fetlife)

"i love be naked also"

How nice for you.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:14 PM
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Well, I guess that depends what you're looking for... If your dream partner is a biodildo, then...
Biodildo! *snerk* Going to start using that one.

Oh, _______, impale me on your biodildo!

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Old 04-09-2013, 02:22 PM
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Normally I wouldn't post the name of an okc member who messaged me, but this one is so random and rude... not really worthy of any respect.

"Her" name is spygirlpretty. No profile, no pix.

Message: We should see each other naked
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I'm a 58 year old woman with 2 partners:
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:23 PM
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I had this guy message me and ask if I wanted to hang out that night and watch a DVD. I told him that I need to get to know someone a bit before agreeing to meet them. He was polite and told me to have a nice night.

The next night, he asked again if I wanted to hang out. I got snarky and told him "points for persistence, but minus 10 times that for not understanding English." He told me that he can't get to know people online and they don't really "exist" for him until he meets them. I ignored that, but since I can't figure out how to block people from my phone, I left him alone.

Last night, he messaged me again, saying, "So anyways thats a pass then on hooking up?..."

I ignored him and still haven't blocked him. I'm kinda curious if he's going to ask again tonight...
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Old 04-09-2013, 11:24 PM
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hey I'm Dustin. How's it going? Just wondering if you were interested in chatting. I'm a great guy and I'm a lot of fun. Hope you take a chance. Cheers
So I was bored and decided not to just delete it straight off. Mentioned that it sounded like a generic message he sends to all the girls. 36% match and "no" to open relationships. Obviously you scoured my profile in great detail, dumbass.

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Well if u read mine I answered yes to both. Like I did to every answer they asked me that's my all my matches are below 50%. If u go off those answers then your silly. I'd like to get to know u more. And I did read your profile that's why I messaged you. But whatever. Believe what you want. I am interested though
So he also can't even read his own answers, of which there are a whopping 26 total. I remind him that he said "no" to open relationships...

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So your looking for fwb?
*sigh*

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I'm not "looking" for anything, but fwb is not something I'm interested in.

If you're interested in my lifestyle, you can look up polyamory online. It's not about sex, it's actual relationships with multiple people.
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Cool id be interested in that. You wanna text? I'm Dustin.
Yes. You've established that you're Dustin. Now you're just starting to sound like the kid on the short bus who fills in awkward silences by repeating his introduction.

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I don't give out my number online...
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Oh ok. Well u interested in meeting
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What do we have in common?
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I'm not sure. But I'm good looking. I've got a nice body. A great cock and great career. I'm sure you will love me
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Originally Posted by me
Gross. I'm not looking for a hookup.
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Didn't say you were. Whatever. You just missed out on a great guy. Next time try not being such a fucking bitch
Yes. Because obviously you're so amazing that anyone who doesn't want you and your "great cock" must be a fucking bitch. LoL
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Old 04-09-2013, 11:50 PM
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He told me that he can't get to know people online and they don't really "exist" for him until he meets them. I ignored that, but since I can't figure out how to block people from my phone, I left him alone.

Last night, he messaged me again, saying, "So anyways thats a pass then on hooking up?..."

I ignored him and still haven't blocked him. I'm kinda curious if he's going to ask again tonight...
LoL... I totally get your POV, but I also get his... well, no points for obviously just wanting to put his penis in your vagina... but I also prefer to meet people sooner than later. I can learn much more about someone within 5 minutes of meeting them than 1000s of messages will ever tell me. I figure, back before people met on the internet, they met in person first... So where does this idea come from that people need to chat for weeks online before they're "ready" to meet? Do they need to get "ready" to meet people at the grocery store or your book club?

But yeah, not "come over to my stranger-on-the-internet house and 'watch a dvd.'" More like, "meet for coffee with a 30 minute time limit" ... no matter how awkward it is, you can sit through 30 minutes. The limit gives you an easy out.
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:02 AM
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Yes. Because obviously you're so amazing that anyone who doesn't want you and your "great cock" must be a fucking bitch. LoL
Now I really am being a bitch. It's fun when they're so easy to goad. He keeps telling me not to message him. I keep ignoring his orders. Apparently he doesn't understand that he's not the boss of me, nor that the easiest way to stop someone from talking to you is to start ignoring them. But he's so easy to goad, it makes it fun. Seriously man, learn to control yourself.
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