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Old 03-07-2013, 11:28 PM
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Thumbs down Aquarius-the "sluts" of Polyamory

So, just doing a bit of research and playing around when I came across this, I was not happy. Mainly, because I am an Aquarian.

This was posted on Pleasure the Goddess tribe. Thought that you might enjoy what it has to say. What are the other signs....?


My favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent, but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy to those that care about them. Go figure.

They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "but we might get caught" game.

They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick. This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from Hell! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.
Honestly, I was curious whether astrological signs promote or detract from polyamory and when I found this my face turned about 50 shades of angry.
I'm not anything what this says, yes I'm aware this was just someone being an asshole....
But still...

Ok, you caught me, Abe I'm a few of these...
Kinky- check
Get lost in the clouds-check
Flirt and a tease- check
Enjoy being fucked in groups of three - ok that's another one..
(This is counterproductive)
Derailment by shiny things- double check..

I'm gonna stop there cause, well, glass houses, bricks, yeah.

But I'm not the evil, keniving whore this makes me out to be.

Anyone else resemble/not resemble their star sign?
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