we are a small polyfamily

[MrFarFromRight]

Originally Posted by BoringGuy

aww no! how come i wasn't invited to the party i mean the poly-family? it SAYS they're looking for a man AND women. i feel left out, excluded even. what am i doing wrong, what could i be doing differently? i'm available for sex and i have a brain! am i not honest enough for you? what gives? won't you at least let me fill out an application?

Oh, BoringGuy, my heart bleeds for you! How come indeed? I can only think of 3 possible reasons:
that he thinks that you're really a Boring Guy;
that you cover your face in your avatar;
that you're not a bi woman. (But that didn't stop him from inviting me. Hey! You can have my invitation, OK?[only allowed one more])

[MrFarFromRight]

Originally Posted by MrFarFromRight

Oh, NOW it has clicked!!! The women are supposed to be bisexual. OK, I get it. "2+ hot bi chicks for every man! And since there's a rule that they should be always available to give love and sex, if you [a man] don't get your first choice tonight, you have a good chance of getting your #2... and a shot at #1 tomorrow."

An explanation for why 2 new women and one man: One of each would mean 6 women to 3 men, only "2 hot bi chicks for every man!" That "+" is very important! 2 bi chicks for every man every night AND one chick left over for one of the following options:
3 chicks for the alpha male;
a night off for each of the chicks (they take turns) to rest up [Don't they realise that men's sexual stamina doesn't match women's??? It really should be "2+ hot bi boys for every woman!" And even then, some woman wouldn't be satisfied...]
a "spare wheel" in case of a flat

[Please note that I use the term "chick" in order to be intentionally offensive, as I find this set-up to be offensive.]

[BoringGuy]

Originally Posted by MrFarFromRight

Oh, BoringGuy, my heart bleeds for you! How come indeed? I can only think of 3 possible reasons:
that he thinks that you're really a Boring Guy
that you cover your face in your avatar
that you're not a bi woman (But that didn't stop him from inviting me. Hey! You can have my invitation, OK?[only allowed one more])

LOL. Maybe he invited you because you have an interesting eyeball. Perhaps you'll loan it to me and then I'll get in on some of the poly-family action.

[BoringGuy]

Originally Posted by MrFarFromRight

[Please note that I use the term "chick" in order to be intentionally offensive, as I find this set-up to be offensive.]

The correct word is "babe", but I suppose the b-word could mean any sex or gender as long as it's in reasonably decent physical shape and you can have sex with it without having to put a paper bag over its head.

[kdt26417]

LOL, I know I shouldn't laugh, buuuuut.

[BoringGuy]

Originally Posted by kdt26417

LOL, I know I shouldn't laugh, buuuuut.

Mr Spock shouldn't laugh. I don't see pointy ears and an angular hairline in your profile pic.

[kdt26417]

Hmmm, seems like a logical observation.

[MrFarFromRight]

Originally Posted by BoringGuy

The correct word is "babe", but I suppose the b-word could mean any sex or gender as long as it's in reasonably decent physical shape and you can have sex with it without having to put a paper bag over its head.

I'm showing my age again! Old hippy fart!

[iluvawhooty810]

I like the part, "its like a sign " and rule 1
Lol, well whats that Dang? "U might be ..... if... heres your sign" ..cause rule 1, don't lie..well isn't misleading a form of lying? Which I see misleading posts from op
Or do I need a neon sign to understand what I'm reading?
Is said, must be. Which means, no questions, ifs,ands,or buts about it. If u aren't then your breaking a rule.
Then u mention nothing happening, I.e. punishment if said person doesn't "make themselves available " ..but then why is it a rule? I think u should call them, suggestions,or maybe guidelines?
either way, I wish some others from ur family could post, (and we knew it was them,and us not being lied too,I mean mislead) cause id love to hear examples of what was says when one was to have not abided by your demands
I mean rules..
Wait

U said, sign? I'm lost.
what is this list? Lol
No hard feelings,just publicly giving opinion on a public post.

[WaywardDruid]

Just Me,
Tim