Your most recent OKC messages. post em here!

[nycindie]

Originally Posted by Petunia

. . . my eyes couldnt ignore your beauty baby

Ugh, I hate it when someone calls me baby when they don't even know me. That is so unsexy, but I'm sure he thinks it is flattery. ICK!!!

[Emm]

Originally Posted by Petunia

my eyes couldnt ignore your beauty baby

Messages like this were a sure-fire sign that I was being messaged by a bot or scammer when I had an active OKC account. I wore a motorcycle helmet in my profile pic, so anyone raving about how gorgeous I was had obviously not only not looked at my profile, they'd not even looked at the thumbnail pic beside my username.

[Tonberry]

Started with actually talking about things from my profile, which was nice. But this is how he concluded his message:

Oh, all the rest, yes to poly. Although I am really just a married man who has had affairs.
Write me

Bonus points for being honest (with me, not his wife), but obviously has no clue what poly is about.

[MeeraReed]

There is always a big surge in online dating between New Year's and Valentine's Day, apparently. Seems true, yes?

[Mya]

"Sup. You're cute. Like a baby polar bear (sliding down a rainbow). I'm [name]. People like me (I think). I would like the opportunity to enhance your life with my witty repartee, perhaps accompanied with watching the latest in the Twilight film franchise?

As long as you don't smoke crack. "

I don't know whether to laugh of be offended by the assumption that all women would like to watch a Twilight film.

[RfromRMC]

Originally Posted by MeeraReed

There is always a big surge in online dating between New Year's and Valentine's Day, apparently. Seems true, yes?

I wish!!!

I'm getting antsy.

Originally Posted by Mya

I don't know whether to laugh of be offended by the assumption that all women would like to watch a Twilight film.

.....or smoke crack!
lol
.

[hyena]

Originally Posted by Mya

"
As long as you don't smoke crack. "

"No, no. Mostly meth. And if you haven't seen Twilight deep in a K-hole you haven't seen it. How do you feel about teeth on your partners- necessary or a rare bonus? Hit me up babes!"

[nycindie]

Umm, I have to say the part about a "baby polar bear sliding down a rainbow" is what disturbed me the most.

[Anneintherain]

Somebody with the user name of a Greek god sent me this -

::notices you::

Do you dare to exchange dialogue? Or do you flee?


It's about the funniest message I've gotten to date, and his profile is amusing. I'm assuming it's a cut and paste message but I'm sure it probably attracts the type of women he's looking for. Certainly a refreshing change from the "your a hottie, are you also naughty?" message I was blessed enough to receive last week.

[Mya]

Originally Posted by nycindie

Umm, I have to say the part about a "baby polar bear sliding down a rainbow" is what disturbed me the most.

I'd say about everything in that message was quite disturbing.