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Old 11-13-2009, 07:15 PM
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Leave the boys at the bar with their blow jobs and women hating! You better get your butt over here for some good good lovin' cause with a sense of humour like that!? and the way you treat me? YOU baby, are gettin' LAID!
Hey, Red, I havent had a shag from a man in over a week. You interested? Youre just second best but wth.

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Old 11-13-2009, 07:23 PM
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Hey, Red, I havent had a shag from a man in over a week. You interested? Youre just second best but wth.

I got some nice cocks for you baby. No envy here. I know how to make a cock work. Grrr!
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:25 PM
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*melt*

(oh btw, i dont know how closely this bd is modded, so somebody stop me if I offend.)
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:43 PM
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I'm pretty sure no one is complaining so far
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Ok, now I'm feeling pretty crappy about the fact that I'm not getting any right now. Thanks girls...
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:34 PM
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Its a party and you are invited Ceoli
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:56 AM
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this being a poly party who else is invited? all this talk is getting me hot&bothered.
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Old 11-14-2009, 02:19 PM
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Wanna call Imaginary Illusion? I'd bet he'd be glad to bring the Lube.
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Old 11-14-2009, 05:23 PM
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Please to introduce the new girl to all your lubricious friends.
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:23 AM
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Wanna call Imaginary Illusion?
Alright, this forum is all about poly...which means relationships, feelings, the L word...you know it.
Four Letters, ...
...starts with L, ...
...ends with E...
....thatís right...you know it, you want it....itís the only word you need to know on a weekend like this...yes....OH OH OOH YES, say it with me now....





ELLE ...YOU ...BEE ...EEEEEEEE!





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If we don't got it, you don't want it!
Lather up LUBE LOVERS and slide on in!
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