Polyamorous Warning Label

[monolicious]

I need a laugh today and was thinking about the fact that my poly husband needs a warning label attached. It would read something like this.

WARNING:

This human being is higher than fuck-buddy grade.

He is highly potent (hehe) and a small sampling will make you want more (probably a deep, emotional attachment).

Causes addiction, obsession, and spontaneous love in most users.

You may find yourself comparing all future men to this one (and find them lacking).

You have been warned. Use at your own risk.


What warning label would you put on your SO/partners?

[NeonKaos]

"If found please drop in nearest mailbox"

[monolicious]

Originally Posted by NeonKaos

"If found please drop in nearest mailbox"

HeHe. Oh, I like that one.

[LovingRadiance]

Dangerous Explosive Material
Handle With Care

[eklctc]

Beware of W.A.R.S - Wildly Addictive Rocket Scientist

[Ariakas]

NRE is like crack

[TruckerPete]

Originally Posted by monolicious

[B]WARNING:

This human being is higher than fuck-buddy grade.

I like this. Sometimes we could all use that one!

Caution: I did not come out to you because I want to date you. Assumptions to the contrary will result in unpleasantness.

[Indigomontoya]

Originally Posted by TruckerPete

Caution: I did not come out to you because I want to date you. Assumptions to the contrary will result in unpleasantness.

Was this for me or for you?

[TruckerPete]

Originally Posted by Indigomontoya

Was this for me or for you?

For me ... Don't you know poly women are easy???

[TL4everu2]

My wife says I should have the same label. For her, I would put on a label that says something similar.