nycindie
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I'll sit back and wait for the flames now
Oh, so you're trolling now?
Such a bad boy!
I'll sit back and wait for the flames now
Oh, so you're trolling now?
Such a bad boy!
All part of the Big Bang, I suppose.
Having an incompatable penis and vagina would be extremely sad for me.
Maybe the OP should just wait a day or two after his wife is done with her boyfriend to let her vagina sort of return to its pre-sex-with-monstrous-penis size. If that doesn't work, maybe she should see a plastic surgeon and consider having her virginity mechanically restored.
Otherwise, I'd say you're up the creek without a paddle... a big, wide creek, and a tiny, non-existent paddle. Wait - is that possible? Is it possible for something that doesn't exist to be tiny?
You are never without a paddle with you have hands :d
Enjoying your "me time," Ari?
I was thinking more the joys of how useful a hand is in ummm.. The current hallways situation...
yes, hands are very useful tools. and so versatile - open, closed, wrapped around, inside cavities, outside cavities, 1-4 fingers in various combinations, and even an opposable digit.
perhaps i missed your point, but it was fun for me nonetheless.
I think the OP should start fisting his wife, then she'll be too stretched-out for the boyfriend.
I can't tell if you are joking and I should laugh or if you are serious and I should be offended. 0_0