I go to one laundry mat, and have been coming and going for about 2 years now (I will have facility for washer this winter, Yea!). Well she has taken a liking to me and I have noticed she has been observing me. When I went there in May with Jewell she approached me while I was loading up the washer. She tapped me on the shoulder and said that the lady behind me was talking to me. I turned around and it was Jewell. Jewell got embarrassed of all things and left. Turns out I washed a bank card, so the next time Jewell and I went back in the laundry lady this time went out to the truck to talk to Jewell. She apologized for the gender mix up. Jewell stated that right now she was neither man nor women. We were giggling about that and the new fact that sometimes I come in with Lover who can have personal space issues. Not PDA, just likes to hoover very closely, and as tall as he is in comparison to me, has to bend over to whisper something in my ear. That has bewildered her I could tell. We are a very odd looking couple that look nothing alike. Lover could tell that she was just fascinated and was sweeping very closely. "Hey dear you going to iron my overalls" he beams as he's folding away. "Of course sweetie" I answer pulling my load out. She stops sweeping looks at us bewildered and disappeared in the back.
I had a less funny incident the other day. I was going to a garden store with Lover for a while helping him get his garden started for the year. Well the small place is run by two older ladies. One day I came in with my other whole crew: Jewell, and the kids. Her mouth fell open. Seriously can't I have an opposite gendered buddy? Anyway the other day I pop in looking for a trellis for my peas, and she is just an absolute ass to me. Bummer, but I think I have to stay away from there for a while.
Jewell ran into town for a quick gas fill up just today. When she came back she told me that some guy was hitting on her. It seriously freaked her out. Mainly because from what she told me, he was getting touchy feely. I hope it proves my point that she is beautiful, and she needs to be careful. She is worried, and rightly so that it would be really hard for her to find someone else. So many people are caught in black and white, this and that , that they miss the other, the grey, and the beauty that lies in there. No need to worry I think she is finding impossible to get rid of me.
Ending on a funny note:
Jewell "Tomorrow you can go over and bug the fuck out of Lover, no pun intended."
Me: Choking and giggling.