Yeah, instead of heading downtown to hang out at the shake shack or burger joint, people would go to the sex bars. And most would be alcohol-free, for those who do not imbibe, but also so that people know they can be clear-headed while engaging in sex with someone they don't know and for which they paid. And there would be playgrounds outside, just like McDonald's, where children would play while waiting for one or both parents to come out and they would learn that sex is good for the soul and body. And the workers would send holiday cards to all their customers and people would hang them up with the cards from their families and say things like, "Oh, did you see the card that Emma sent us? She gives such great head." And relatives would nod and agree or talk about their favorite professional before clinking glasses in a holiday toast.
The world opens up... when you do.
Oh, oh, can't you see? Love is the drug for me. ~Bryan Ferry
"Love is that condition in which another person's happiness is essential to your own." ~Robert Heinlein
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