5' 8" or 5' 9"... somewhere around that neck of the woods. Long hair that is no longer as luxuriant as it used to be, big mutton chop sideburns... overweight by lots and most of it sits on the belly and thighs. Brown eyes with a bit of green. Not too hairy but getting moreso as I get older
Need glasses but prefer contacts. No tattoos or piercings though I keep thinking about getting at least one of the former.