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Old 03-10-2011, 09:00 PM
NeonKaos NeonKaos is offline
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Originally Posted by nycindie View Post


Invest in a good vibrator to get you through those lonely nights when your libido feels like it's going through the roof. It does help!
A good dildo works too (not a cheap one - if you can't afford silicone or latex, my free advice is to pay a visit to your local produce department and pick out a nice butternut squash to be your new best friend). It doesn't have to vibrate. A dildo will never treat you poorly and will never insist that you share it with someone else. It will also never get you pregnant or give you an STD, but I do recommend washing it before and after each use, and sometimes it's not a bad idea to use a condom on produce - it can make the relationship last longer if one is so inclined.

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