That's hysterical in a horrible way sneacail.
A week ago our argument was over the word "talk". Look it up in the dictionary-etc. Same basic theme as you describe. (rolling eyes at self).
Why? I try very, very hard to ensure that I actually understand what people are trying to convey to me and when things are vague or words misused.... I don't understand, that leaves me feeling lost, confused and insecure.
"Love As Thou Wilt"