But if everyone who thinks they're not normal refrains from answering, I'm sure you can see how the results will be inaccurate! Plus they'll only serve to reinforce already established stereotypes of what's normal.
Me: 32F, straight
Seamus: My husband, 33M, straight
Fox: My boyfriend, 30M, homoflexible
Dragon: Fox's husband (and my ex), 30M, pansexual