Polyamorous Warning Label
I need a laugh today and was thinking about the fact that my poly husband needs a warning label attached. It would read something like this.
This human being is higher than fuck-buddy grade.
He is highly potent (hehe) and a small sampling will make you want more (probably a deep, emotional attachment).
Causes addiction, obsession, and spontaneous love in most users.
You may find yourself comparing all future men to this one (and find them lacking).
You have been warned. Use at your own risk.
What warning label would you put on your SO/partners?