I have been told that I better let you all know that Spicy Pea suggested that amusing take on the dynamic.
(no she's not too young, she's 19 and pregnant, she can handle a few amusing stories from the poly board)
I would love a cuddle pile, but unfortunately that seems to always result in awkwardness with Maca as well. Hopefully in time he will relax. He has no issue doing these things with his OSO and I. He just has issues with doing it when it's my OSO.