Preamble...like I haven't done that enough.
This is going to be woefully inadequate. No matter what, I only have 10000 characters. It’s a nigh impossible task to sum up anyone really in that amount...never mind someone as awesome as my wife. As it is I'll have to split the beginning and endy parts out of the main body for length.
Ok...maybe I could in two words....She Rawks! Of course that’s not going to tell you much, is it?!