Now that you've reached that healthier place, have you considered putting a hit out on him? I'd guess you'd be too upset to have your wife assassinated as well, but still, might be for the best.
LOL!! Yes, I have; and BTW - if I wasn't already married...you have no idea how good your timing was!!
I asked her yesterday to not use our bed anymore, she quickly agreed. On Saunday I made a 'mess' on the couch, and forgot to clean it. Last night we're sitting on couch watching TV she says to me 'well you don't have to bother cleaning your stain off the couch now" I just burst into tears and couldn't stop.
I went outside for a smoke and read this...laughed my ass off, quite literally