First off, those are NOT vampires. Those are carnivorous sparkle-fairies, or - as my gf has termed them- Myerpires.
- a fictional creature that lurks in highschools to fall helplessly in love with twitty little girls, in spite of their supposed centuries worth of worldly experience and maturity. Known to sparkle like a gay pride float when exposed to sunlight.
If I had to choose between meeting a pissed off fae or a myerpire
in a dark alley at night, I'd sure as hell choose the myerpire
. I know I can take one of them. (quoted from my gf.)
Secondy, Team Edward or Team Jacob? Get real.....
I'm on Team Spike.