' (god I am weird lol) '
HaHa,...Welcome to the club. Luckily, in this club, weird is GOOD.
I once had a therapist ( not for me, some random one at a party I attended),..look at me and say, " What do you MEAN you are bisexual ? "
..I thought it was self explanatory...but I digress.
So I used that old line ;
" I snatch kisses ......and vice versa. "
He got it, then.