No fair, RP! That's not it at all! I'd love to visit Canada (and yes I was being "cute" about the frozen tundra). It's just that it's such a long trip, and we make long trips very infrequently -- because of cost but also because of various many problems with burning fossil fuels (including the recent disaster in the gulf).
But let me now invite you down here! Next time you're way down in the high deserts around Santa Fe, let me know! You're welcome to camp with us, too.