As my step-daughter (16) was leaving to go home last weekend, she proclaimed "I gotta get out of here, you old people are boring" and I protested "Hey wait a minute, I'm not old!" She didn't miss a beat with "You're married. That makes you old."
So YG, LR, RP, tiny... YOU'RE ALL OLD!
Gralson: my husband (works out of town).
Auto: my girlfriend (lives with her husband Zoffee).
The most dangerous phrase in the English language is "we've always done it this way."