As my step-daughter (16) was leaving to go home last weekend, she proclaimed "I gotta get out of here, you old people are boring" and I protested "Hey wait a minute, I'm not old!" She didn't miss a beat with "You're married. That makes you old."
So YG, LR, RP, tiny... YOU'RE ALL OLD!
“As I am sure any cat owner will be able to tell you,
someone else putting you in a box is entirely different
from getting into a box yourself.” —bisexualbaker