Needing someone to hold my hand while I take a crap? Now that right there would be a whole new level of Hell. And six floors down is being in a relationship with someone who needs me to hold their hand while they take a crap.
Gralson: my husband (works out of town).
Auto: my girlfriend (lives with her husband Zoffee).
The most dangerous phrase in the English language is "we've always done it this way."