Just a friendly suggestion:
If you feel like telling someone to "fuck off and die" on this forum, it might not be a bad idea to take a few deep breaths, a shot of 80-proof, or whatever gets you through the night, step back from the keyboard, and save a draft of your post until you're feeling less "cuntalicious". This forum is not Hell's Kitchen and "fuck off" is not euphemism for "I love you".
It's still nice to have you here though. Thank you for the heads-up!