She totally would, too. She's already pretty sure that she's the dictator of the house. She's got the rest of us convinced, too.
Fortunately, she's not actually a genius. I love her dearly, but she's actually rather daft. It's the white one you need to watch out for. She plays dumb, but she's actually very clever. Sneaky, too.
Lucky for all of us, they have not yet evolved thumbs. God help us all if they do.
“As I am sure any cat owner will be able to tell you,
someone else putting you in a box is entirely different
from getting into a box yourself.” —bisexualbaker