Really?? Chubba Bubba? Crikey! Have you no heart at all? What about his tender feelings and his flagging self-esteem? Poor guy probably cries himself to sleep. "Oh God I'm so fat." Ya big bully you.
"Chubba" at the shrink's office: "It all started when I was a kid and my diabolical human slave-driver master refused to bring me any half-dead mice."
Love means never having to say, "Put down that meat cleaver!"