My "the other V arm" bro-friend is a hockey fan and a shutterbug (with a degree in photography no less), and one his funnest prizes is a pic of Rainee watching a hockey game on our evil big-screen TV. In the photo, she actually looks like she's sitting in the stands.
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"He'll eat his food, then try to intimidate Patches away from *her* food (so I get to play cop for a while), then when she's done, he finishes her food, then paces between plates in order to clean up any remaining food molecules that aren't chemically bonded to the plate."
Heheheheheh ... that's good ... sigh ...
"Then, sometimes, he just horks it up and wants to start the process all over again."
Jeeezus man! He's got bulimia.
Perhaps if he could lie on a couch in a psychiatrist's office, he could talk it all out. Poor guy.