Originally Posted by qwair
As far as her future plans go, she wants him to be her official relationship, monogamous to the outside world, and wants to see me in a don't ask don't tell arrangement.
Definitions aside, I'm pretty sure that this particular arrangement qualifies as shit-tacular. From that Latin: some-buuuuullshit.
Even as just a booty call I couldn't imagine wanting to be in that for long.