Marcus, I 100% agree with your post.
Emm, that is literally the dumbest thing I have ever read. (the dictionary, not your post).
Me: 39 straight male in a V with
Wife: Kay - mono female - married 16 years
LDR girlfriend: Susan (formerly T) - poly female - 2.5 year relationship
Stakes - very intimate friend
Daley/Brigham/Wineguy: Susan's other men