I had to... I just HAD to...
I laughed, then I snorted. Then I called my coworkers over, who laughed. Of course, we're all Software Engineers, but still...
You're welcome. Enjoy the earworm that comes with it:
Mono. Divorced, two kids (DanceGirl, 14; and PokéGirl, 11), two cats, one house, many projects.
My partner. Poly. In relationships with me, Xena, and Noa.
Poly. In a relationship with Chops. Dating others.
Married, Poly. In a relationship with Chops.
Blog thread: A Mono's Journey Into Poly-Land (or, "Aw hell, there's no road map?!")
Slightly more polished blog with a mono/poly focus: From Baltic to Boardwalk