My internal reaction would be along the lines of "What the deuce?"
But I would accept it gracefully .. now if I would read it that would depend on whether there was a quiz coming in my future.
40 to staight female
Married in the eyes of the government to Butch since 2001...
Murf my monogamous second husband has been with me since May of 2012.
In a V relationship with an average 60/40 split of time. Only due to Murf's and Butch's crappy work schedules.