Hands-down FAVORITE thread EVARR!
I've cleaned up my mailbox (and took down my photos), so I don't have anything exceptionally exciting, but I got this recently:
hi i saw your profile and i would like to get to know you a little bit better and if you are not interested i would greatly appreciate it if you replied saying that you are not interested im very nice and kind hearted person i will be waiting for your reply
1) Uhhh... Punctuation?! Capitalization?! Pretend-like-you-care presentation!? (I hope for his sake that this isn't his c&p!)
2) What about my profile interested you?!
3) I'm not responsible for your feelings.
4) Not much will turn me away faster than a self-proclaimed "nice guy".